rdjmpreg666:

studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test 

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jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

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peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

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oomshi:

Don’t touch what you can’t afford aka me

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flipphones:

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

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